WHOLE-ASS WVE: Airtight!

AIRTIGHT IS NOT A WET BOY. HE IS A DRY BOY.

WHOLE-ASS WAVE: Hydro-Viper!

MONSTER WET BOY!

WHOLE ASS WAVE: GI Joe Classified Overkill

Ghosts appear and fade away.

I Fixed Ryu’s Stupid Fucking Arm Holes

Thanks, Jon!

WHOLE-ASS WAVE! GI Joe Classified Sundown

 

Yee and/or haw.

FIG PHOTO: “Special Move”

 

He’s just so fuckin’ photogenic.

LONGSTANDING LUST IMPULSE BUY: 52Toys Street Fighter 6 Ryu

I fuckin’ looooooooooove this dude.

SALE GET: Deadpool & Wolverine X-23

I mean, I’m no made of stone.

GOT, THEBN ALMOST GOT RID OF BY ACCIDENT: Skiff Guard Lando

 

Herein lies a tale of Too Many Toys.

FIG PHOTO: “Walking With Sulu!”

All art is a process.

SEQUENCE: “Green Ribbon”

 

 

This is a Bluesky thing.

I CAME TO COLLECT MY PROPS: Teeny Tinies Spa Day

Relaxation is important.

IMPULSE BUY: TMNT Foot Soldier (Cartoon)

I don’t know why this was on the shelf. Don’t need to know why but I have a weird thing where I want to know the inner workings and mechanics of a hobby and understand the systems around it despite their irrelevance.

FIG PHOTO: Award Winners”

Sometimes you gotta follow your muse.

WEIrD OBSESSION: Tiny Record Player And Recores

Let’s start with the picture ‘cause the toy’s gonna take a while.

FIG PHOTO: “Ooops! All Tommies, THe Definitive Remastered Edition”

 This is, once and for all, ALL THE TOMMNIES.

MAY PILE OF LOOT: Charlie, AKA Nash (Storm Arena)

MORE MVC2 FOR THE MVC2 GOD!

MAY PILE IMPULSE BUY: Cosmic Legions Pilot

Aw adorable little red bulbous space guy.

MAY PILE OF LOOT: Zanya With Swamp Skier!

At this point, Pandora is just a Dreadnok I don’t know what to tell you.

MAY PILE OF LOOT: “Undiscovered Country Captain” Sulu

This is how I know.

MAY PILE OF LOOT: Genesis Device With Valkris!

“Nobody goes to Hooters for the wings.”

MAY PILE OF LOOT: Peter Preston!

ACTION NEPHEW!

FIG PHOTO: “Mobile Suit GOALTENDING”

Last one, I promise, for a sufficiently loose definition of “promise”.

FIG PHOTO:” I Am Vengeance! I Am The Night! I AM GOALTENDING!”

The goaltending pics will continue until I run out of ides. So hopefully only one more.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Ninja Force Zartan

 Hashtag No Filter!

FIG PIC: “ALSO GOALTENDING”

 Very glad I reshot this.

FIG PHOTO: “Goaltending!”

DOONK

BUILDING OUT A SQUAD: Mythic Legions Valgard 2

Dwarf needs mobility, badly!

FIG PIC: “Qoi Vs. The Black”

 Squid on a skewer!

JUST NEEDED IT: Mythic Legions’ Qoi!

The Ascent Of Fish!

FIG PHOTO: “I Can’t Wait To Make You Nauseous”

Another… thing complete! Except for answering “why”?

FIG PHOTO: “Got Some Cereal In My Pockets”

Tried to draw a pocket on a tiger.

THE END OF THE APRIL PILE: Blarog!

See, because of his name.

STREET FIGHTER BUT NOT JADA: Storm Arena Dan!

It’s the Gi Guys!

IMPULSE BACKFILL: Nalan Cheel

Times are tough on Tattoine.

PREORDER ACQ!UIRED: E. Honda!

Nobody can defeat THE GRANNIES.

IMPULSE PROP: Starting Lineup Basketball Hoop

FIELD GOAL!

FIG PHOTO: All Aboard The Electric Stallion”

And there’s Verse 2 complete. Two more lines to go but I have some new fig pics to post and finish first.

FIG PHOTO (BONUS): “We’re Us!”

Sometimes you just want to capture a moment.

FIG PHOTO: “I Put On My Robe And My Platform Slippers”

NOW SHE HAS A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO

FIG PHOTO: “Get Undressed And Get In My Round Bed”

Poor Ka-Zar. Always getting objectified because he’s the nakedest dude with skin in my collection.

FIG PHOTO: “I Can’t Wiat To Get You Back To My Crib”

 Dudes, am I right?

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Count Ironmoon

Doesn’t get much more 50’s Space Nazi than this!

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Crimson Moon Crimson Moon

 I think there’s too much red. IT’S A MOTIF!

FIG PHOTO: Outrunners On VHS

Just a dumb excuse to play around.

THE GREATEST JAZWARES AEW FIG EVER: Dalton Castle!

 Whoever at Jazwares decided it did, in fact, have to go this hard: I salute you and hope you find a new job soon.