FIG PHOTO: “Get Undressed And Get In My Round Bed”

Poor Ka-Zar. Always getting objectified because he’s the nakedest dude with skin in my collection.

FIG PHOTO: “I Can’t Wiat To Get You Back To My Crib”

 Dudes, am I right?

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Count Ironmoon

Doesn’t get much more 50’s Space Nazi than this!

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Crimson Moon Crimson Moon

 I think there’s too much red. IT’S A MOTIF!

FIG PHOTO: Outrunners On VHS

Just a dumb excuse to play around.

THE GREATEST JAZWARES AEW FIG EVER: Dalton Castle!

 Whoever at Jazwares decided it did, in fact, have to go this hard: I salute you and hope you find a new job soon.

LAST GASP: The Outrunners!

Young. Tan. Vascular. Magical. Sound. Shower.