PREORDER ACQUIRED: Billy Omega!

Look, they didn’t give him a name. I agree it’s weird.

APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Exterminator

Werewolf with a jetpack. I know, it’s serious.

AT LONG LAST: Agent Carter, a.k.a. The Phantom, a.k.a. TUXMONKEY

It’s a whole damn squad!

IMPULSE BUY: Savage Crucible Veteris Rapax

I love an elaborate fantasy fight almost as much as I love a goof-em-up.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Brandon Cutler!

This one’s a bit of a journey.

FIG PHOTO: “Eating Lobster With My Bitches”

 First verse complete! Time for an unwanted break, in more ways than one.

FIG PHOTO: “Damn, That Girl’s Dress Is Revealing”

I don’t have a lot of ladies with revealing outfits - it’s not my jam.