ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Brandon Cutler!

This one’s a bit of a journey.

FIG PHOTO: “Eating Lobster With My Bitches”

 First verse complete! Time for an unwanted break, in more ways than one.

FIG PHOTO: “Damn, That Girl’s Dress Is Revealing”

I don’t have a lot of ladies with revealing outfits - it’s not my jam.

FIG PHOTO: “You Know Ladies Love Velvet Dashboards”

 

Thank you, car auction website.

DREAM GET: Mezco Rumble Society Tangerine: Bad-Ass For Hire

Everything’s on fire. Do what makes you happy.

FIG PICK: “chonky Clankers”

BRONK!

PREORDER ACQUIRED: New Old Blade!

 I’ve solved the MCU problem. Just rip off Looper!