An Old Nerd... Gets A New PS4. Eventually.

This picture took nearly two months to take.

And now, for Halloween, a SCQAAAARY STOOOORY about my new PS4.

An Old Nerd Does Some More Singing Not LIke That You Pervs

Get it? It’s like that other thing!

Spider-Man for PS4 is offering up three story mode DLC packs, collectively called “The City Never Sleeps”. They’re interconnected and coming out at the ends of October, November, and December. And I just finished the first one.

An Old Nerd Deals With Things Not Getting Cold Enough

Shiny... too shiny.

Nothing screams Oldnerd like shopping for appliances. And nothing is more annoying than appliance shopping under duress. Especially for a fridge.

An Old Nerd Makes Blind Guesses About THe First All-Woman PPV

The placement in this graphic is disappointingly accurate.

If you go by the promotion on WWE television, there are four matches on Evolution this Sunday.Maybe five, if you didn’t blink and miss an announcement like I did. Turns out there are eight, but the other three are from WWE sub-promotions, because apparently that’s the only way they can write enough women’s feuds to fill an entire PPV despite their massive roster. Anyway, predictions.

An Old Nerd Is Sad About Roman Reigns, Crown Jewel, And Panic Booking

So, yeah. Roman Reigns has leukemia.

An Old Nerd Spends A Month Doing A Bunch Of Shit Spiders Can’t Do

Two of my favorite things - the fast travel scenes and the Vintage Suit.

It’s done. It took me a month, but it’s done. At least for a couple of weeks until the DLC drops.