THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #19: Shredder As Dracula

I was LOOKING for a different vampire.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #18: Saw gerrera

 

Andor is good. He is cheap. I think I’m funny.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #17: Finally Fishstick

Subcollection (effectively) complete!

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #16: The Bunny!

 The Jazwares Chase Chase is 67% complete!

Is this funnier to me because none of them are moths? Yes.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #13 and #14: Frosta and Catra!

Yep, its more Cartoon Collection goodness.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #13: Superfriends Green Lantern

And there’s the last of Wave 1

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #12: Superfriends Batman

You get Sprang.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #11: Totally 80’s Alf

Totally Ultimate Ultimate Toatally 80’s.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS: #8, #9, #10: Superfriends Wave 1 Villains

OK, today we’re gonna talk about Retro and Explaining The Joke.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #7: Marvel Legends Banshee

To the extent that I have a “thing”, this is my “thing”.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #6: Marvel Legends Charles Xavier

Sometimes you gotta stop being clever and just do a damn group shot.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #5: Cartoon Collection Invisible Skeletor

ETERNIAN WEDGIE!

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #4: Samir Scrollwarder

I’m a wizard / I’m a mystic / I’ve got a big wand / and a big… hat.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #3: Rom: Spaceknight

Marvel Team Up: Ram and ROM!

I Also Modded Two Web Lines

And here are the modded Maximum Spidey web lines.

As I mentioned in the previous web line post, I wrapped one strand of the painted 26 gauge floral wire tightly around each of the floppy plastic web lines to make them bendy. The upside is it’s still squishy, so the hands hold it better. The downside is it’s not purely “secure” as such, so it needs to be retwisted and squished down  and even then sometimes it gaps in a way t hat screams more “LOOK A WIRE” than “STRAY STRAND OF WEBBING”.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #2: A Coupla Rement Skellingtons

 DON’T TALK TO US OR OUR TWINS EVER AGAIN.

FUCKAROUND: “Glowhorse”

 

So we ran across an old horse…

I Made A Web Line

CRAFTING!

THIRTY DOLLS #1: Panda Khan

Ain’t no telling me how many dolls is apprpriate. Two?

Everything about this is complicated.

TOAD TRIP: “Roswell”

Vincent Price is a bad friend.

Last of these for a while - this is the extent of my first batch of ideas although I do think it’s a well that’s worth returning to in the future. 

Shoutout to new Normie Squad inductees Brodie Lee, Christian Cage, and Pee Wee Herman.

THE FINAL(?) SUPER7s: Tygra and Cheetara

 

I don’t know who the audience for Super7’s toys are, which is an odd thing to say given that I own eighteen of the damn things.

TOAD TRIP: “Subway”

Quck lunch break!

This is also not an endorsement of Subway, which I stopped eating at during 2020 thanks to Covid and realized I never needed to start again, but Alf somes with a cat sandwich and the Collection of Miniature Items included a Subway sub, so…. 

FIG PHOTO: “Peter Patrol”

I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

ROAD TRIP: “Front Row At Dynasty”

OK, technically it’s an alternate universe AEW Dynasty. One where Danhausen wrestled Orange Cassidy, threw up the curse, Cassidy ducked, and the curse hit Vincent Price.

None of my wrestler t-shirts would fit either figure, so they became MJF fans. 

BACK ON THE ROAD TRIP: “Twine Ball”

What’s a road trip without tourist attractions?

Fun fact - image searches for “largest ball of twine” brought iup images of at least two distinct balls of twine. I don’t know if that means one ball of twine in two settings over the years, or twi giant balls of twine. Doesn’t matt, I just needed one with enough room around it for the fig poses, and I found one.

TEQUILA!: NECA Pee Wee Herman

 I like it when NEXA meets expectations.

CHEAP YEAT STILL DISAPPOINTING: McFarlane BTAS James Gordon

Todd. Todd. TODD.

FINALLY: TMNT Ultimate Cartoon Shredder

This pic makes me wish I had a giant house.

ROAD TRIP: “Smoke Break”

Look, I’ve 

Look, I’ve got these Neca-scale cigarettes…

ROAD TRIP: “At The Wax Museum”

Quick! Ask him a question only the REAL Vincent Price would know!

ROAD TRIP: “Chillin’ In The Hotel”

STILL ON MY BULLSHIT

Alf and Vincent Price, watching some Bluey. It’s a Grannies episode because I fucking love Grannies episodes.

ROAD TRIP: “Snack Argument”

I have very mixed feelings about Buc-ees as a concept and an institution but there’s no leaving it out of a road trip, heh.

There’s not much to say about these, or, if I’ve done the art right, there shouldn’t be. I’ve put some thought into the ordering, not to establish a narrative or anything but more of an escalation in complexity / variety in settings. 

ROAD TRIP! “Kickoff”

 Look, this is how I’m staying relatively sane in 2025.

COLLECTION COMPLETE: Lightning Collection Turbo Red

 

It’s rare to ever say you’ve completed a collection, but…

FIG PHOTO: “The Night Gardener”

Hangman Adam Page strikes again!

MORE WRESTLING: Christian Cage and Killswitch

Kudos to Jazwares for making the Christian Cage of my dream.

BACK TO WRESTLIUNG: Pink Coat Darby Allin

Mountain climbing is dangerous.

FUN WITH LIGHT PUCK: Darth Maul / Put Em On The Glass

OK, technically, put ‘em on the hard clear plastic.

FIG AND NEW OBSESSION: Vultak!

Research can be dangerous.

GETTIN FANCY PART 2: Mythic Legions Gideon Heavensbrand

This is YouTube’s fault.

GETTIN’ FANCY PART 1: Mythic Legions Thraice Wraithailer

They’re not ALWAYS dumb jokes. But I’m not ruling it out for the future.

ON THE CHEAP: McFarlane Orion

I’m feeling kinda done with DC Multiverse.

 

The High Evolutionary has clearly gone too far.

CHAIN REACTION: Mr. Brodie Lee

 Not everything COVID brought us was bad.

EVEN MORE SPIDEY SHIT: Electro

Heh, lightning brushes.

MORE SPIDEY SHIT: Spider-Boy, Chameleon

Any kid can be a meddling kid if he puts his mind to it.

SPITE BUY: Cyberpunk Edgerunners David and Lucy

I was mad at Hasbro so I went running to Jada. I know.