Monday, July 13, 2026

JUNE PILE: Professor Rottclaw and Dino!


MORE ANIMAL BUDDIES!Gotta say, for all the shit I give Four Horsemen, and, to a lesser extent, Operation Monster Force over lore and naming, it’s taken me months to get “Professor Rottclaw” firmly entrenched in my skull. He’s been “Doctor Dino” from when I preordered him until I had to track and post about him.

Anyway, he comes with a dinosaur with metal armor bits and a metal harness and that’s all that matters. I accept that the body for Rottclaw is mostly drab and boring from the neck down. I barely tolerate his weird belt flaps that keep him from sitting normally and forcing me to digitally shift him so his ass touches the crate. Because DINOSAUR.

Does it probably use most if not all of the bits from some Hasbro Jurassic Park thing? Probably. CouldI have had dinosaurs before this by paying attention to Hasbro Jurassic Park releases? Probably. Am I gonna do that? Never. That’s not something I need taking up space in my brain when it has to do shit like remember the name “Professor Rottclaw”.

Anyway the dino poses up great and has a bendy tail so it can do things like LEAP FOR A TREAT. Good boy.

All the accessories are shown including the alternate head if you want to make the man-figure even more generic and boring. 

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