Make Mine More Marvel

OK, really, done for a few weeks.

So the Spidey Homecoming Pops came out sooner than I thought given the movie's release date, so I had to fuckin' get on that shit because I was not missing out on that Tony Stark. Because that Tony Stark is all the kinds of awesome.

Now, since I was there anyway, I also grabbed a Vulture. I skipped Spidey because I have the Civil War Spidey and they're very similar. I skipped the Homemade Suit Spidey because, well, it's ugly. And I skipped the Peter Parker because it looks too much like Arseface.

But then Amazon suggested an Ego, and it was cheaper than average, and I don't have any other Kurt Russell Pops... anyway, I have a problem is what I'm saying.

Monday Night Raw (5/29)

Today, we pay respects to the fallen.

I dearly hop someone in WWE today is arranging for a fruit basket, a medal of honor, a raise, and a note of apology to Alexa Bliss.

Arrow: "Lian Yu" (5/24)

You're telling me NONE of those pockets have zip ties?

I watched this on Thursday and have been waiting to see if I'm any less angry about it before I write about it. And that's not happening.

Goddammit.

I thought I was clear on Pops for a bit, at least until the Bojack HOrseman and Spidey Homecoming ones drop, but I stopped into a Toys R Us on the off chance they'd have a Yondu (nope) and found this, and seriosusly, I'm not made of stone. I'm made of five lions.

Motherfuckin' Lucha Underground! (Pre-Premiere Recap)

Three days, now.

Not only did Lucha Underground go on hiatus for a very long time, but before it did, I skipped writing up the last four episodes. So since I needed to remind myself where things left off anyway, I watched all four, and here's where things stand:

Smackdown Live (5/23)

Shane's befuddlement here is glorious.

Do you like surprise rollup wins? Then this week's SMackdown Live will get you hard, because there were THREE of them. Which, quite frankly, is a lot.

Injustice 2

You couldn't just give us costumes?

Injustice 2 is an absolutely brilliant fighting game wrapped in a thick layer of make-work microtransaction bullshit.