Monday, August 25, 2025

IMPULSE BUY: Mad Marauders Sgt. Slaughter


Yes I stole this joke from the Naged Gun trailer. No I’m not sorry.This is another Daily Deal impulse buy - another deluxe-style / deluxe price figure that’s not really worth deluxe price but IS worth a discount price because STUFF.

I mean, I don’t hate a Sgt. Slaughter, especially one not made by Mattel or branded with the cursed WWE. But I’m not a huge fan of him. But oh, the stuff. So many hands. Boxing gloves. Whistle. Hat. Sunglasses. Duffel bag. Dumbbells. A baton thingy. Probably some things I’m forgetting. And a mini retro card Sgt. Slaughter figure, which was the big draw.  So, yeah, well worth something along the lines of half price or less if memory serves.

Pic is self-explanatory, although I did have to shoot the mic stand separate and enlarge it a little. The only mic stand I have is from Rock and Roll Alf and I thought it was taller, but Alf’s a short boy and Sarge is a tall boy so the mic stand was precisely dick-height. And nobody wants to hear what Sarge’s… baton has to say.

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