Sunday, April 12, 2026

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Kris Zoolander!


MAGNUM!Rumors abound that Jazwares’ AEW license is running out, and certainly their product releases for 2026 bear that out. The first wave of 2026 is a four-figure Unmatched wave instead of the usual six, and two of those are retread figures, including a truly awful Kenny Omega.

But oh, baby, this Kris Statlander.

It’s a dead-on recreation of her Zoolander-inspired gear from… [looks it up] holy shit two and a half years ago. The soft goods jacket is just the right weigh, the pattern is nice and high contrast, the fig itself comes with a ton of hands including some custom ones that I think are meant to represent when she was doing ASL signing in her intro… even the head isn’t bad by Jazwares’ admittedly loose standards.

So I had to bring in the catwalk and some other elements from the Zoolander finale for the pic. 


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