Monday, August 24, 2026

AUGUST PILE: Dream Date Skeletor


We’re not going to discuss how much they charged for this.It absolutely was too much. More than it’s worth. It’s a Chroincles-style Skeletor with a soft goods suit, a cane, two extra hands, and a cat slut. And Mattel gouged on it and I bit anyway and I am PART OF THE PROBLEM.

I do love it though. It’s one of two figures out of the three weird Skeletors from the weird dream sequence in the new movie and it’s for weirdos and I’m a weirdo and I paid the weirdo tax. I would have loved more stuff, yes. I would have loved a real pocket and square instead of some printing on the jacket fabric. I would have liked a few more paint hits. I would have loved a 1/3 price cut. But it’s too late for any of that now.

So instead he just gets to feed his kitty. The Meow Mix is from a new set of Real Brands blind balls which was convenient timing.

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