Sunday, November 30, 2025

FIG PHOTO: “CHAS”


 Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground SupermarketNot gonna do gotchapics for the Teeny Tinies weird accessory packs of food and things I got from Five Below last weekend. But I did get them to add to the pile of weird stuff to throw in pics. There was a “Gamer Essentials” and a “Self Checkout” and they were both mostly food.

Anyway, the list of things on the back of the self checkout included ORGANIC BANANAS and since I have two banana men I thought let’s have one of them buying bananas to eat and the other one being horrified. Agent Peely drew the appalled straw on account of Potassius Peels not being able to get his arms up right. 

And then, to really drive the joke home, I had the chicken guy buying chickenn, the burger guy buying a burger and fries (technically it’s a chicken sandwich from the Gamer kit but you can’t tell) and a fish guy buying sushi (the sushi backpack that came with the Hasbro Fortnite Upgrade Shark). We actually have a shit-ton of styrofoam trays of whole fish from mini item blind balls but I knew they wouldn’t read right from the back.

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