Hasbrovember: Warbow

ALL HAIL WARBOW, LORD OF THE GREEN BOYS!

The Hasbrovember of January: Iceman!

 Just chillin’.

November Pile of Loot Finale: Bizarro

He’s making a friend!

November Pile Of Loot: Operation Monster Force Dracula

As “effort into a gotchapic” goes, this is a biggie.

November Pile of Loot: Tracksuit Mafia

Join me in somewhat belatedly celebrating Jeremy Renner’s official permanent induction in the Fuck That Guy club.

 Up to 31 / 33 / 35 /37 depending on how you count.

The November Pile Newbacca!

 I wasn’t gonna. But I hadta.

The November Pile Of Loot: Gargantos (Shuma-Gorath)

Don’t ask me why I thought of this. It’s really not a pervy thing it just seemed right.

FIG PHOTO: “Broodo”

Budo just cracks me up.

The Trickling Hasbro of November: Budo!

Our culture is not your costume, KYLE.

The Wrestlers Of November: Mercedes Mone

Everybody dance now! 

The Wrestlers Of Novermber: “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal

POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCDE!

The Wrestlers Of November: Jack Perry

 Real Baat-Glass. Cry me a Bat-River.

THE END OF OCTOBER: Grim Specter!

 RIP Dick Cheney.

Halloween Skeletons 1: Bonesault!

TEN BELTS BONESAULT!

FIG PHOTO: “Dreamscape”

Man, the 80’s were so naive. Saving the President.

October Post-Pile Pile: Ghost Viper

 “I think there’s too much green. “It’s a motif!”

October Post-Pile Pile: Qinir (Darth Bortles)

He has to play as the Tennessee Jedi.

October Post-PIle PIle: Alien, The Alien From Alien*

* (Technically, Romulus).

October Post-Pile Pile: Doctor Doom

As seen earlier in his career, when he was just Master’s Doom.

October Post Pile Pile: M’Baku

This is why I didn’t get him when he came out.

FIG PHOTO: “Prepare For Trubble”

And make it… bubble.

FIG PHOTO: “Long May He Reign”

 Bonus Halloween drop!

October Thrift Grab: Marvel Legends Red Skull

 It’s just an optical illusion. And also it was planted. What would make you think this humble Republican congressional staffer is a Nazi?

October Post-Pile: X-Men ‘76 Sunspot and Jubilee

 Best effects hands contender.

The Post-Pile Of October: Morph!

 You see, it was called “morphing”…

FIG PIC: “Full Team”

This was always the goal.

October Pile O’ Loot Finale: Sentinel SV-Action SP//DR and Peni Parker

 Sometimes, you gotta pay the character tax.

October Pile O’ Loot: Cheetah

 The penultimate October Pile figure and the post-penultimate Superfriend Wave 2.

October Pile O’ Loot: Dr. Caligari (Monster Force)

 Try before you buy!

October Pile O’ Loot: Lijae, Elf With Armor

This falls under the rare category of “Impulse Buy With Reasoning”.

October Pile O Loot And The Start Of Something: The Donner Party

And you thought the Blazing Saddles cowboys were farting a lot?

October Pile O’ Loot: Superfriends Superman and Toyman

 These are better.

October Pile O’ Loot: Mythic Legions Tharnog

 Tharnog was a man… he was a dragon man…

Octobrer Pile O’ Loot: Superfriends Flash and Captain Cold

OK, Todd. Maybe you don’t need to churn these out quite this fast.

October Pile O’ Loot: Shadow Weaver!

 For the record, I know the things this picture makes it look like I might not know.

October Pile O’ Loot: Spirit Iron-Knife

It’s mainly about the eagle.

October Pile O’ Loot: Cartoon Collection Bow

 

What an absolute dingus.

October Pile O Loot: Black Series Sandtrooper

Why yes, I do still have a 4: scale Dewback in the collection, why do you ask?

October Pile O’ Loot: Comic Green Goblin

Every man has his price.

FIG PHOTO: “ Four Horsemen Of THe Apocalypse V2”

Good thing I have five horses.

GOT: Battle Armor Cobra Commander

 RIPPED FROM TODAY’S HEADLINES.

GOT: The Former Mariah May

 “What makes you think that I’ve forgotten?”

I Can At Long Last Power My MASS Device

 

I’m mostly gonna use it to teleport Mexican food to my house, don’t worry.

FIG PHOTO: “Will Ospreay Delivers A Devistating Hidden Blade To His Own Ass”

In which Will Ospreay delivers a devastating Hidden Blade to his own ass.

GOT: Supreme will Ospreay!

Those hands are ALMOST touching thumbs.

THE DELUGE: Silver Samurai

I BEAT THE SYSTEM.

FIG PHOTO: “Hell Vehicle”

 SQUIRREL OF VENGEANCE!

FIG PHOTO: “Display Of Magic (2/2)”

Gideon Heavensbrand? More like Giddin’ Zappedintheface.