GOT: J. Jonah Jameson (Reissue)

 I gotcher pictures of Spider-Man right here.

GOT: Black Series Han Solo (New Vesion)

 OK, Hasbro, finish the job.

PREORDER GOT: Cover Girl

 She came with a sledgehammer. I am of a certain age. This was inevitable.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: She Hulk!

 I’m on the Every Other She-Hulk plan, I guess.

IMPULSE BUY: Mad Marauders Sgt. Slaughter

Yes I stole this joke from the Naged Gun trailer. No I’m not sorry.

Shouldn’t have needed the luck.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Retro Card Flint

 He’s good at pointing!

GOT: Retro Card Sandman

 The blue bastard giveth, the blue bastard taketh away.

IMPULSE BUY: Ghost Rider and Cycle

These burgers will feel the full effect of their sins.

OK, FINE: Gameverser War Machine and Omega Red

 So, yeah, I guess I’m doing this.

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Vega”

“I tab with my clow. I protect my face with my mask. These are the things that make Vegas Vega.”

AT LONG LAST, Vega

Been waiting for this one from the jump.

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Blanka”

Blanka’s a big boy.

FIG PHOTO: “Cover, Band”

So, so photogenic.

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: M. Bison”

 

When she sketch uses special effects, I get to use special effects!

HAULGUST: Cold Slither!

Haulgust is well under way!

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Guile”

USA? USA? 

IMPULSE BUY: Mr. Terrific (Movie)

This is probably it for me and McFarlane 7”.

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Dhalsim”

YOGA!

SDCC FOR ME: Jazwares Swerve Strickland

Oh, this gear. Oh, this moment. Oh, this champ.

IMPULSE BUY: Robot #4

 

So, is this Threedyk or Sixdyk?

PREORDER AZCQUIRED: Kite-Man With bonus Resentment!

Gonna be a theme for a couple of days.

FIGURE PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Chun-Li”

Yeah there’s gonna be like… eight of these when I’m done?

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Ken”

 

The Street Fighter Red Tapee pics will continue, and honestly, my morale has already improved.

FIG PHOTO: “Street Fighter Red Tape: Ryu”

 

This was ALWAYS the plan.

PREORDER ARRIVED: Cobra CLAW

COBRA ruLES THE SKIES!

THE OTHER HALF OF THE PREORDER: Psylocke

Oh, look, it’s the main reason I got Thanos!

IMPULSE BUY: Baron Zemo / Arnim Zola

I like clearance!

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Thanos!

This post is mostly about other things.

PEAKING: clearance Kalnacca!

He’s a Wookiee! He’s a Jedi! He is from France!

FIG PHOTO: “PSA”

 

If you only follow the blog, this is gonna need a LOT of explaining.

PREORDER ARRIVED: Meteorite Flakes!

THE FIRST ELEMENT IS MINE!

IMPULSE BUY: MOTU Origins Night Stalker

ANOTHER HORSE.

FIG PICK: Hangman Posts Illustrated, Vol. 5”

He gets the belt for any future posts I illustrate.

FIG PIC: “Legions Group Tour”

This nightmare journey began in February.

JULY PILE FINALE: Cosmic Legions Spyro Gyra

That’s her name now.

JULY PILE OF LOOT: Jaxxon

SUBCOLLECTION AHOY.

GODDAMMIT ANOTHE RFORTNITE WEIRDO: Meowscles

 Clangin’ and bangin’ in the iron church.

JULY PILE OF LOOT: Dr. Mindbender and Shipwrecck

A bit more Classified for the pile.

JULY PILE OF LOOT: Grizzlor!

Know your worth.

JUNE PILE OF LOOT: Mythic Legions Okeaetos

I swear, the multi-arm romance thing isn’t a fetish. I just think it’s funny. And I’m too old to discover a new fetish anyway.

JULY PILE OF LOOT: Black Series K2S0

Watch him soar. OR. Tudyk plus Tudyk equals Fordyk

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #36 and #37: Blanka and Sagat

 

Don’t tell me how many dolls someone needs.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #35: Cartoon Collection Orko

They shouldnt’ve pissed him off.

FIG PIC: “Hangman Posts Illustrated, Vol. 4”

I will keep doing these unless I am stopped.

FIG PIC: “The Count Drops aA Big Brown Deuce”

I don’t make the gules. 

VACATION, ENHANCED: “The Stars”

 Real shit.

FIG PIC: “Hangman Posts Illustrated, Vol. 3”

Just under the wire!

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #34: April O’Neil!

 Eight days later and she still smells like cologne.

THIRTY SEVEN DOLLS #323: Tomatohead (Dammit eBay)

Look, when I said I was done with Fortnite weirdos, clearly what I meant was that I -thought- I was -mostly- done.