Thursday, March 5, 2026

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Lifeline


 Flint has unrealistic job performance expectations, to be honest.Hey, look, it’s Meat Man again! Told you he was useful!

Lifeline was the only Joe I ordered from this Classified wave because honestly they’re getting into GI Joe The Movie shit and it did the Transformers The Movie thing where they tried to build a new team of new versions of the same roles to make new toys out of and I have no connection to most of them. But Lifeline is a cool medic dude with cool stuff. Fussy stuff, but cool stuff.

The helmet is tight, the IV line is too short, the breathing tube plugs into the white case but it’s somehow both very difficult to get in and very easy to pull out. He has a gun and a knife and a helmet and glasses (and we all know what a pain in the ass Classified glasses are) and no helmet goggles and helmet goggles. It’s a fine array of gear and the red and white is very striking and cool. 

I was VERY happy I could get Gung Ho’s vest and hat onto Meat Man.

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