Smackdown Live (5/16)

Still funny. Not sure how, but still funny.

If you'd asked me six months ago... three months ago.. hell, six weeks ago that the match I'd most be looking forward to was Breezango vs. The Usos, well, we'd have had words.


But three weeks of Fashion Files segments and Uso promos have got me pumped. Both teams are doing some of the best work they've had in years. The only problem is, I don't want Breezango to lose and I don't wan tthem to win the titles yet. So the outcome is tricky.

Kevin Owens cut another killer promo segment, and then went on to be the obvious way for Jinder Mahal, #1 contender for the main belt, to beat AJ Styles, the A#1 contender for the secondary belt, without costing AJ the kind of credibility he would lose by jobbing to Jinder Fucking Mahal no matter how much he's been pushed recently.

The women's division had a contract signing for a six woman everybody in the pool PPV match, which means we can have contract signings for literally anything now.

Randy Orton beat Baron Corbin and got beat up after for reasons that will become obvious in my Backlash predictions, and a semi-pointless Zayn-COrbin match got set up for the PPV as well. But really, it's all about Breezango, which is a weird sentence to type.