Monday Night Raw (4/17)

Yeah, we were due.

It's kind of weird to have an entire episode of Raw be mediocre and boring so that the big thing at the end seems even more spectacular, but the thing at the end happens so deep in the overrun that my DVR couldn't get it and I had to watch it on the Internet instead.
Not that I actually think the rest of the episode sucked because of the ring collapse match between Big Show and Strowman that finished it. I think it was just a shitty episode.

In your Superstar Shakeup update, Curt Hawkins jobbed to Finn Balor, Apollo Crews got put in a backstage segment with Titus O'Neil, and Kalisto got dragged around backstage by Braun Strowman before getting dropped in a dumpster, so business as usual.

Speaking of business as usual, Ambrose and Miz are feuding with a red background now! And since Brock Lesnar has fucked off with the Universal Championship, they're feuding over the only male singles title on the show! Yay!

What else happened... Alexa Bliss stole a victory from Nia Jax to face Bayley at Payback, which should be a good match. Cesaro and Jeff Hardy had a shitty singles match where eeryone was respectful to each other before their tag title match at Payback. Bray Wyatt is still giving long, spooky speeches. Oh, and DRIFTING.

Stop making me like Elias Samson, WWE. Stop putting him backstage, wandering or sitting aimlessly, strumming his guitar, in the weirdest, dumbest thing they've done in a long time. And he made THE LIST! Goddammit.