ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Brandon Cutler!

This one’s a bit of a journey.

FIG PHOTO: “Eating Lobster With My Bitches”

 First verse complete! Time for an unwanted break, in more ways than one.

FIG PHOTO: “Damn, That Girl’s Dress Is Revealing”

I don’t have a lot of ladies with revealing outfits - it’s not my jam.

FIG PHOTO: “You Know Ladies Love Velvet Dashboards”

 

Thank you, car auction website.

DREAM GET: Mezco Rumble Society Tangerine: Bad-Ass For Hire

Everything’s on fire. Do what makes you happy.

FIG PICK: “chonky Clankers”

BRONK!

PREORDER ACQUIRED: New Old Blade!

 I’ve solved the MCU problem. Just rip off Looper!

IMPULSE BUY: Robo Force MAXX 89

This one is a long chain of consecutive incidents and ideas.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Cassandra Nova

OK, take a deep breath…

IMPULSE BY: The Black

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE OILY TENDRILS!

IMPULSE REISSUE: X-Men ‘97 Jean Grey!

 See, it’s funny because she spent most fo the original animated series “juggling” these two dudes.

SURPRISE CHASE: White Pants Kyle Fletcher

Protoprotostar, more like.

WET BOY ACQUIRED: Retro Card Cobra Eel

WET BOYS ALWAYS SHINE!

PREORDER ACQUIRED AND BUILT: Robot Waiter!

 Find yourself someone who etc. etc.

FIG PIC: “Tony, You Son Of A Bitch”

I cheated HARD on this background., I know.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Kris Zoolander!

MAGNUM!

PREORDERS: Akuma and Cable!

 Now I just need my damn refund.

FIG PIC: “Predator Vs. Predator

Whoever wins… she wins.

THE MARCHISH PILE: Action Force Praetorian Pyre

 This is just a pile of gimmicks, each of which I’m a sucker for.

ANOTHER WEIRD TURTLES DUDE: Tiger Claw (TMNT 2012)

Oh, man, I should have done the Predator / Outrunners hand clasp. Spoiler alert, having just thought of it as I started typing this, I’m definitely gonna do it.

CLEARANCE GET: Cardiac

CLEAR!

FIG PIC: “One Shall”

Why, yes, I -AM- kind of emptying the Dumb Joke bin in my brain while I wait for some new toys to start arriving (one today, Pile of Loot on Friday).