FIG PHOTO: “Revenge”, aka “In Soviet Russia…”

… cat eats YOU!

 We conclude our Alf miniseries with the picture I’ve had in my brain ever since I first thought about getting the ALF figure, a little switcheroo courtesy of the Flerkitten that comes with the Marvel Legends Marvels’ Ms. Marvel. 

Say that three times fast.

FIG PHOTOS: Wolverine Meme

LOOK, ALF CAME WITH A FRAMED PICTURE OF ALF AND WHEN I THINK OF A FRAMED PICTURE I THINK OF THIS AND I HAVE A CARTOON WOLVERINE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
 

MORE PREORDER: Peter Parker / Smythe

 I mean, these guys were both in the Sinister 11 picture, so yeah, I obviously got them.

DREAM GUEST: Alf on Hey! (EW)

“You’re always saying ‘I kill me.’ Why so negative? Why not ‘I love me?’”

I don’t know why the Alf figure gave me so many ideas. I go where the muse strikes me and I am not in control. There’s two more on deck for fuck’s sake.

PRE-OUT-OF-ORDER ACQUIRED: MMPR REmstered Red Ranger

 

Why did the worst Remastered figure shop three months early, and before the Black Ranger, which was supposed to be out in August? Do not question Hasbro or their ways.

FIG PHOTO: “Alf Ego” Ethalf Page

  So, this is mostly just for me?

NEW TOY: Schroedinger’s Cat-Eater (NECA Ultimate ALF)

 What’s the oipposite of an impulse purchase?