FIG PHOTO: “CHAS”

 Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket

HASBROVEMBER: Sci-Fi

I’ve let my share of fatal fluffies fly over the years, too.

SURPRISINGLY CHEAP: SH Figuarts “Daima” Goku

 KAMEHAMEHA!

IMPULSE SALE BUY: THE OTHER HALF: Comic morbius

 I’ll show YOU how to vampire, kid-friendly impostor!

IMPULSE SALE BUY: Six-Arm Spidey

Two things. First, I am old. Second, I am lucky.

SPECIAL BUY: Marvel Legends Doop

You make me want a doop doop e  doop.

Hasbrovember: Warbow

ALL HAIL WARBOW, LORD OF THE GREEN BOYS!

The Hasbrovember of January: Iceman!

 Just chillin’.

November Pile of Loot Finale: Bizarro

He’s making a friend!

November Pile Of Loot: Operation Monster Force Dracula

As “effort into a gotchapic” goes, this is a biggie.

November Pile of Loot: Tracksuit Mafia

Join me in somewhat belatedly celebrating Jeremy Renner’s official permanent induction in the Fuck That Guy club.

 Up to 31 / 33 / 35 /37 depending on how you count.

The November Pile Newbacca!

 I wasn’t gonna. But I hadta.

The November Pile Of Loot: Gargantos (Shuma-Gorath)

Don’t ask me why I thought of this. It’s really not a pervy thing it just seemed right.

FIG PHOTO: “Broodo”

Budo just cracks me up.

The Trickling Hasbro of November: Budo!

Our culture is not your costume, KYLE.

The Wrestlers Of November: Mercedes Mone

Everybody dance now! 

The Wrestlers Of Novermber: “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal

POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCDE!

The Wrestlers Of November: Jack Perry

 Real Baat-Glass. Cry me a Bat-River.

THE END OF OCTOBER: Grim Specter!

 RIP Dick Cheney.

Halloween Skeletons 1: Bonesault!

TEN BELTS BONESAULT!

FIG PHOTO: “Dreamscape”

Man, the 80’s were so naive. Saving the President.

October Post-Pile Pile: Ghost Viper

 “I think there’s too much green. “It’s a motif!”

October Post-Pile Pile: Qinir (Darth Bortles)

He has to play as the Tennessee Jedi.

October Post-PIle PIle: Alien, The Alien From Alien*

* (Technically, Romulus).

October Post-Pile Pile: Doctor Doom

As seen earlier in his career, when he was just Master’s Doom.

October Post Pile Pile: M’Baku

This is why I didn’t get him when he came out.

FIG PHOTO: “Prepare For Trubble”

And make it… bubble.