NO WAY I WASN’T: She-Ra and Swiftwind!

RELEASE THE RAINBOW PEGASUS UNICORN!

FIG PHOTO: “Four OUt Of Five”

Four out of five doctors recommend Trident Guns for their patients who use guns.

COMPLETE (AGAIN): Famous Covers Psylocke!

Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again!

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Monkeywrench

This is the one I went with but I think I’m gonna do another.

FIG PHOTO: “Aliens And/Or Predator”

I chose “and”.

FIG PHOTO: “Tome, My X-Men!”

Six. Days. For this joke.

GOT: Rabbit Raider

The blood fued continues.

GOT: Atlantean Fishstick

He couldn’t be my first Fishstick, but he absolutely could be ONE of my FIshsticks.

GOT: DJ Yonder!

 Oh hey, it’s the latest chapter in my Fortnite Weirdos Saga!

VACAtION, ENHANCED: “Ultraman In Hiroshima”

OK, first off, I am aware that technically this Ultraman doesn’t grow like this.

FIG PHOTO: “Cover Featuring Bat-Family Member”

This is a mixed-media work in that it mixe3s Multiverse and Retro.

FIG PHOTO: “Villain In The (September) Rain”

Something about the Yamaguchi Joker makes me want to not be goofy.

FIG PHOTO: Superman Saves A Life/Lives”

 This ones for the Snyderverse fanboys.

FIG PHOTO / GOT: “Amazing Convenience”

It’s complicated?

FIGURE PHOTO: “Hulk Team Up”

So I’m actually in a bit of a lull.

VACATION, ENHANCED: “Gundams In Ginza”

Gundams are around five stories tall. This is information I will retain long after I’m done needing it.

FIGURE PHTOT: “The Dumbbells”

The greater the collection, the greater the connections!

IMPULSE BUY: Marvel Legends Nova

Another downside to Bill Cosby being awful is that “What’s a Qubit?” would be a great joke here.

VAXATION, ENHANCED: “Gojira In Ginza”

Sometimes, shit just works out.

FIG PHOTO: “Web Envy”

 As mentioned, Spidey ‘77 comes with a string because sometimes Hasbro cares.

PRE-ORDER ACQUIRED: Spider-Man ‘77 (Parker 14)

This is the only Hammond Collection I care about. (Hasbro joke!)

FIG PICS: Blans Of Madness

Just fuckin’ around.