On the off chance any of you in fact question either my old or nerd bonafides:
I appear to* have cracked a rib last night. Not in an undergoround fight club, not in a sporting situation, but by stretching too far over the arm of a chair to reach a charging cable for my iPad. An actual thing that happened to an actual person.
*Unconfirmed medically because it’s not that bad and I’ve cracked a rib before and it feels like that and it’s not really treatable and all the urgent care clinics are inconvenient as fuck and yes I’ll go in tomorrow if it seems necessary