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THIRTY DOLLS #1: Panda Khan

Ain’t no telling me how many dolls is apprpriate. Two?

Everything about this is complicated.

TOAD TRIP: “Roswell”

Vincent Price is a bad friend.

Last of these for a while - this is the extent of my first batch of ideas although I do think it’s a well that’s worth returning to in the future. 

Shoutout to new Normie Squad inductees Brodie Lee, Christian Cage, and Pee Wee Herman.

THE FINAL(?) SUPER7s: Tygra and Cheetara

 

I don’t know who the audience for Super7’s toys are, which is an odd thing to say given that I own eighteen of the damn things.

TOAD TRIP: “Subway”

Quck lunch break!

This is also not an endorsement of Subway, which I stopped eating at during 2020 thanks to Covid and realized I never needed to start again, but Alf somes with a cat sandwich and the Collection of Miniature Items included a Subway sub, so…. 

FIG PHOTO: “Peter Patrol”

I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

ROAD TRIP: “Front Row At Dynasty”

OK, technically it’s an alternate universe AEW Dynasty. One where Danhausen wrestled Orange Cassidy, threw up the curse, Cassidy ducked, and the curse hit Vincent Price.

None of my wrestler t-shirts would fit either figure, so they became MJF fans. 

BACK ON THE ROAD TRIP: “Twine Ball”

What’s a road trip without tourist attractions?

Fun fact - image searches for “largest ball of twine” brought iup images of at least two distinct balls of twine. I don’t know if that means one ball of twine in two settings over the years, or twi giant balls of twine. Doesn’t matt, I just needed one with enough room around it for the fig poses, and I found one.

TEQUILA!: NECA Pee Wee Herman

 I like it when NEXA meets expectations.

CHEAP YEAT STILL DISAPPOINTING: McFarlane BTAS James Gordon

Todd. Todd. TODD.

FINALLY: TMNT Ultimate Cartoon Shredder

This pic makes me wish I had a giant house.

ROAD TRIP: “Smoke Break”

Look, I’ve 

Look, I’ve got these Neca-scale cigarettes…

ROAD TRIP: “At The Wax Museum”

Quick! Ask him a question only the REAL Vincent Price would know!

ROAD TRIP: “Chillin’ In The Hotel”

STILL ON MY BULLSHIT

Alf and Vincent Price, watching some Bluey. It’s a Grannies episode because I fucking love Grannies episodes.

ROAD TRIP: “Snack Argument”

I have very mixed feelings about Buc-ees as a concept and an institution but there’s no leaving it out of a road trip, heh.

There’s not much to say about these, or, if I’ve done the art right, there shouldn’t be. I’ve put some thought into the ordering, not to establish a narrative or anything but more of an escalation in complexity / variety in settings. 

ROAD TRIP! “Kickoff”

 Look, this is how I’m staying relatively sane in 2025.

COLLECTION COMPLETE: Lightning Collection Turbo Red

 

It’s rare to ever say you’ve completed a collection, but…

FIG PHOTO: “The Night Gardener”

Hangman Adam Page strikes again!

MORE WRESTLING: Christian Cage and Killswitch

Kudos to Jazwares for making the Christian Cage of my dream.

BACK TO WRESTLIUNG: Pink Coat Darby Allin

Mountain climbing is dangerous.

FUN WITH LIGHT PUCK: Darth Maul / Put Em On The Glass

OK, technically, put ‘em on the hard clear plastic.

FIG AND NEW OBSESSION: Vultak!

Research can be dangerous.

GETTIN FANCY PART 2: Mythic Legions Gideon Heavensbrand

This is YouTube’s fault.

GETTIN’ FANCY PART 1: Mythic Legions Thraice Wraithailer

They’re not ALWAYS dumb jokes. But I’m not ruling it out for the future.

ON THE CHEAP: McFarlane Orion

I’m feeling kinda done with DC Multiverse.

 

The High Evolutionary has clearly gone too far.

CHAIN REACTION: Mr. Brodie Lee

 Not everything COVID brought us was bad.

EVEN MORE SPIDEY SHIT: Electro

Heh, lightning brushes.

MORE SPIDEY SHIT: Spider-Boy, Chameleon

Any kid can be a meddling kid if he puts his mind to it.

SPITE BUY: Cyberpunk Edgerunners David and Lucy

I was mad at Hasbro so I went running to Jada. I know.

NEWSLY CRITICAL WEIRDO #3: Stratos!

OK, I’m as caught up as I can be.

I Guess I’m A Yolopark Guy Now: Optimus Prime and Megatron

So I’m building fookin’ model kits now?

Ardeth Bey and the Uncanny Valley of NECA Quality

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

GOT, ONLY SLIGHTLY ANNOYED: Alex Reynolds!

Stupid Jazwares bullshit.

MORE LEGIONS: Mythic Legions’ Graveyard Skeletons

SKELETONS ARE USEFUL EVERYWHERE DAMMIT!

LAST OF THE SPIDEY FIVE: Razorback!

Adopt, don’t shop!

MORE SPIDEY: Silvermane, Symbiote Miles, Molten Man

He must be stopped from getting the Early Bird Special.

NO REALLY GODDAMMIT: Mythic Legions Deluxe Skeleton

Goddammit, Legions!

OBSCURE SPIDEY 5-PACK PART 1: The Human Fly

I definitely overthink collecting.

GREAT I’M A LEGIONS GUY NOW I GUESS: Cosmic Legions T.U.S.C. Science Officer

GODDAMMIAT.

MORE MOTU: Trap-Jaw and Triklops

Let’s have a chat about how collecting works, at least for me.

KAIJU: Super76 Ultimates Godzilla Minus one (Charging Edition And Also Buildings

I mean, you gotta have a Godzilla, right?

BACK ON MY BULLSHIT: Bert and Ernie

So yeah I took a couple weeks off. 

IMPULSE BUY: Black Series New Luke and Leia

I had, for the most part, decided to pass on these double-dips. Then, kismet.

MORE CLEARANCE: Marvel Legends Ka-Zar

From desperation, inspiration.

CLEARANCE HEAD: Iron Man Mark 1 (Gold)

 

TOO HOT IN THE HOT TUB!T

CLEARANCE COMPLETIONISM: Jada SF2 Fei Long

YAWN.