All Art Is Political

When Hulk Hogan spoke at the Republican National Convention, I knew I needed to buy me an Iron Sheik.Because the Sheik spent probably the last decade of his life shitting on all kinds of things on Twitter, but none moreso than Hulk Hogan, because Hulk Hogan sucks.

So, yeah, I had this pic in my mind’s eye pretty much the instant I started searching eBay for the most recent Elite Legends Iron Sheik, who is a perfectly acceptable Elite figure, with plenty of hands, a plastic headdress, a soft goods robe, and a perfectly good head sculpt.

He comes with left an d right gripping and pointing hands, which was great for me, because I have the Super Action Stuff iPad. So all I needed was a good post shitting on the Hulkster, a little editing to remove various indicators of the hellsite from whence it came, and boom.

This was also the first major test of my new Green Lego Furniture. During a recent trip to the Mall of America Lego Store, I did a thing I’ve been thinking of for over a year. Pick-a-Bricked ten bucks of medium green standard 2x4 Lego bricks with which to make “invisible” furniture for figures to sit on  / lean against / etc. in the green-screen photo box. Worked like a charm.

FUCK HULK HOGAN.