THE FIRST ELEMENT IS MINE!
Once I obtain all three elements, I’ll be able to power my M.A.S.S. Device! Oh also I got Breaker.
I make no bones about this. If Breaker hadn’t come with the meteorite flakes, one of three elements powering the M.A.S.S. Device in the very first G.I. Joe cartoon miniseries, I would not have bought him. I have the sets with the other two elements on pre-order and would have gotten them with or without the elements, but this one I got exclusively for the gold.
Not that Breaker is a BAD figure. But when it comes to Classified, I’m really not interested in Generic Military Dudes With Very Specific Jobs. They have to have interesting outfits or gimmicks. Snow Job, Quick Kick, Gung Ho yes. Duke, Road Block, Breaker, no. But I needed the element.
I will say this. When you load Breaker up with all his gear, including and especially the bubble gum head sculpt, the front-flappy communications gear, and the helmet connected to the oversized radio backpack, he climbs to the level of Almost Interesting. And I also have a very dumb very specific use for him that I didn’t know about until like literally yesterday morning.
But it’s all about me, or, in this case, Selfie Series X-Wing Pilot Me, collecting the three elements.
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