“All security guards are useless. And most of them are bald.” - Simon Miller (approximate) Look, this is the Figures Toy Company Ultimate Security Guard. It is NOT Simon Miller at the first All In during the pre-show. But he is a bald security guard, and Miller is currently a beardo. And I can play with my toys HOWEVER I WANT.
Also I bought a couple of the big-ass ladders from them because when I made my All In 2024 pic, all I had were the 6 foot ladders, and no ladder match ever ignores the ten footers. So I got two ten footers and grabbed the Security Guard to get the most out of my shipping.
And it’s surprisingly good? I mean, it is a fairly cheaply made base body - you’re not getting the sculpt and paint you get out of even a simple Marvel Legends or WWE Elite here. But you are getting all the joints you’d get in a fig like that, and sometimes more. And you do get a ton of hands, although the pegs are huge and don’t fit anyone else. So no complaints. Sometimes you need a security guy to get thrown around.
I reached blindly into the Bin O’ Wrestlers to see who he’d be keeping apart, and it ended up being MJF and Ethan Page.
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