So, this is mostly just for me?
One of the things I realized when I got my ALF figure is that, somewhat surprisingly, there’s not as; much daylight between ALF and toy collector/pro wrestler “All Ego” Ethan Page as you might think.
They both have fancy shirts and sunglasses. The only thing Ultimate ALF didn’t come with was a gold chain for his neck, but in our household, that was easily available. One of the bonus ALF hands is even a pointing finger, and the articulation is JUST enough to pull off the “best smile in the biz” taunt. So here he is, “Alf Ego” Ethalf Page, being interviewed backstage by, as always, Tony Schiavone.
I think it’s funny, at least. And if you know, as the kids are wont to say, you know.