|The fake fights all just got fake fightier|
Enzo Amore vs. Kalisto (Cruiserweight Championship, Pre-Show)
I have to imagine Enzo wins this. I mean, he’s due for a new face challenger, honestly, if they’re going to keep the belt on him. And Enzo without the belt is just shitty heel Enzo. Enzo retains.
The Miz Vs. Baron Corgin
Um, who cares? The Miz tends to win matches against opponents I like and wish he’d lose to. So I guess he’ll win this too?
The New Day vs. The Shield
They’re played up the “none of us have ever betrayed each other” thing on Smackdown, but my worst fear is them breaking up the New Day, so I’m going to hope that’s misdirection. Anyway, Shield Reunion doesn’t lose matches yet.
Cesaro & Sheamus vs. The Usos
I know I’m going to enjoy the hell out of this. It’s a bit of a tossup, but I think this’ll be the Smackdown win to counter the Miz win. Plus, the Usos have the momentum. Usos win.
Alexa Bliss vs. Charlotte
Charlotte wins. If they wanted Alexa Bliss to win at Survivor Series, they could’ve just kept Natalya in there.
AJ Styles vs. Brock Lesnar
My heart wants AJ to win, and the Nothing’s At Stake nature tells me there’s a slim chance they might do it, but there’s a much greater chance that they’ll think that coming REAL CLOSE will be enough for AJ. Brock smash.
Survivor Series Women’s Match
This’ll go the opposite way of the men’s match because that’s how WWE rolls, so Raw takes it.
Survivor Series Men’s Match
Both teams have Disgruntled Individuals who could cost them the match and further storylines later. Raw has Jason Jordan, Smackdown has Sami and Owens. Also part of the equation - the long-rumored HHH vs. Kurt Angle match at Wrestlemania. To do that would require most likely, Kurt Angle to be removed as Raw GM. For that to happen, Raw needs to lose this match. So I’m going to give it to Smackdown.