Wednesday, June 3, 2026

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Ninja Force Zartan


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Ended up going fully practical for this one because there is no “AI Hide, Creative Commons, Size Wallpaper” image of a dojo in DuckDuckGo’s image search that’s any better than the dojo I have in The Lair, even though it’s incomplete and I didn’t bother cleaning up the cardboard insert on the right on account of liking it fine as is and also being lazy and also putting what non-lazy effort I had in me into Something Else.

Anyway, Ninja Force Zartan is many things but “a ninja” isn’t one of them. He may have bought some kunai and swords off of a late night infomercial but he’s still a leather jacket and green pants dude and not in any way shape or form a ninja. I was right that he’d look fantastic with Action Force Pandora, though, even if a couple of Not Ninjas Either But Cloaser Than This disagree.

The coolest new thing about him is the bow, which has a swappable third string that you can swap between straight and drawn with arrow, which works better than any action figure bow Hasbro has ever made. The worst thing is the usual Classified soft backpack peg on the sheaths that you’re supposed to get through a hole in the overlay and then a hole in the back and even though I watched two Youtube vids where the video guy slid it right in easily and perfectly MINE DON’T WORK LIKE THAT.

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