FIG REMASTER: “Will Osprey Delivers A Punshing Hidden Blade To His Own Ass”

 If it’s not worth doing, it’s worth doing right.

FIG PHOTO: “The Conglomeration Vs. Cough Cough: DEATHMATCH”

OK, I swear I didn’t do this to fuck with y’all.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: “Can’t ‘We All Just ‘Get Along?

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Christmastime

NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOUR!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: True Love

 OK, I’m old enough to know ABOUT this, but not so old that it’s more than a secondhand reference, heh.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Homage To A Movie

 Sometimes, the most obvious move is the correct move.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Thanksgiving

 Sequence break!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Cobra Wins

Yes, this is cheating.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Christmas: Joe Wins!

 This wa surprisingly a giant pain in the ass. Luckily it pays off.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter Ninja Vs…

 Meet you at the crossroads.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Fistfight

There are fists. And fighting. Mission accomplished.

December Pile of Loot: Action Force Pandor!

Another new line! Yay!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter Battle Plans

Tryin’ new things!

IMPULSE BUY: Battle-Damaged Spider-Man

 I GOT IT ON SALE.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Special Missions

 

This was another “military theme prompt” challenges.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Marvel Legends Animated Mysterio

See, he’s firing a Mysterio Ray at Rey Mysterioo. Look, I’ve got a LOT going on right now, OK?

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter Crossover

Sure, prompt me to do a crossover. I’ll get right on that.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Sci Fi

HIIIIIII-YA!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Technology

 TECHNOLOGY IS JETPACKS.

HOLIDAY SALES: Muhammad Alis, Plural

I’m a sucker for a cheap well-articulated body that serves multiple purposes, and this pack had two. For $28

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Merchandising

Always double-check the proofs from your printer.

FIG PHOATO: A Cold Slither Winter: Large Vehice

 Look, I don’t have any large GI Joe vehicles.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Recreate A Scene

WE’VE GONE WAY OVER BUDGET!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold /slither Winter: Home State Character

 Hey, I didn’t have any Joes

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Veteran’s Day

MATTRESS SALE!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Recruitment

 Some of these ideas come easier than others.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Strike A Pose

Now, THIS one I’m way happier with than yesterday’s.

HOLIDAY SALES: Motherboard

 This purchase straight up jumps three of my current collecting guardrails. 

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Firefight

This was attempt 2 at the same concept. 

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Sneaky

Finally, we meet their manager. We’ll see him again.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Leadership

What is leadership if not clacking your sticks together while counting to four?

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Favorite Cobra

There’s a place for fun in your life.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Sub Team

Get it? Sub team? Sub?

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Mystique!

 We are all Wolverine in this instance.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Favorite Joe

 Don’t  tell me you love me, drunkie!

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Cobra Troop Builder

 HIJINX.

FIG PHOTO: A Cold Slither Winter: Small Vehicle

 Because that’s what I need. Another project.

FIG PHOTO: “CHAS”

 Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket

HASBROVEMBER: Sci-Fi

I’ve let my share of fatal fluffies fly over the years, too.

SURPRISINGLY CHEAP: SH Figuarts “Daima” Goku

 KAMEHAMEHA!

IMPULSE SALE BUY: THE OTHER HALF: Comic morbius

 I’ll show YOU how to vampire, kid-friendly impostor!

IMPULSE SALE BUY: Six-Arm Spidey

Two things. First, I am old. Second, I am lucky.

SPECIAL BUY: Marvel Legends Doop

You make me want a doop doop e  doop.

Hasbrovember: Warbow

ALL HAIL WARBOW, LORD OF THE GREEN BOYS!

The Hasbrovember of January: Iceman!

 Just chillin’.

November Pile of Loot Finale: Bizarro

He’s making a friend!

November Pile Of Loot: Operation Monster Force Dracula

As “effort into a gotchapic” goes, this is a biggie.

November Pile of Loot: Tracksuit Mafia

Join me in somewhat belatedly celebrating Jeremy Renner’s official permanent induction in the Fuck That Guy club.

 Up to 31 / 33 / 35 /37 depending on how you count.

The November Pile Newbacca!

 I wasn’t gonna. But I hadta.