Sunday, May 31, 2026

Sunday, May 24, 2026

Saturday, May 23, 2026

Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Tuesday, May 19, 2026

Sunday, May 17, 2026

FIG PHOTO: All Aboard The Electric Stallion”


And there’s Verse 2 complete. Two more lines to go but I have some new fig pics to post and finish first.

Friday, May 15, 2026

FIG PHOTO: “Get Undressed And Get In My Round Bed”


Poor Ka-Zar. Always getting objectified because he’s the nakedest dude with skin in my collection.

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Monday, May 11, 2026

Sunday, May 10, 2026

THE GREATEST JAZWARES AEW FIG EVER: Dalton Castle!


 Whoever at Jazwares decided it did, in fact, have to go this hard: I salute you and hope you find a new job soon.

LAST GASP: The Outrunners!


Young. Tan. Vascular. Magical. Sound. Shower.

Thursday, May 7, 2026

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Billy Omega!



Look, they didn’t give him a name. I agree it’s weird.

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Monday, May 4, 2026

IMPULSE BUY: Savage Crucible Veteris Rapax


I love an elaborate fantasy fight almost as much as I love a goof-em-up.

Sunday, April 26, 2026

Saturday, April 25, 2026

FIG PHOTO: “Eating Lobster With My Bitches”


 First verse complete! Time for an unwanted break, in more ways than one.

Friday, April 24, 2026

FIG PHOTO: “Damn, That Girl’s Dress Is Revealing”


I don’t have a lot of ladies with revealing outfits - it’s not my jam.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Monday, April 20, 2026

PREORDER ACQUIRED: New Old Blade!


 I’ve solved the MCU problem. Just rip off Looper!

Sunday, April 19, 2026

IMPULSE BUY: Robo Force MAXX 89


This one is a long chain of consecutive incidents and ideas.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Friday, April 17, 2026

IMPULSE BY: The Black


I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE OILY TENDRILS!

Thursday, April 16, 2026

IMPULSE REISSUE: X-Men ‘97 Jean Grey!


 See, it’s funny because she spent most fo the original animated series “juggling” these two dudes.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Monday, April 13, 2026

Sunday, April 12, 2026

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

Monday, April 6, 2026

THE MARCHISH PILE: Action Force Praetorian Pyre


 This is just a pile of gimmicks, each of which I’m a sucker for.

Saturday, April 4, 2026

ANOTHER WEIRD TURTLES DUDE: Tiger Claw (TMNT 2012)


Oh, man, I should have done the Predator / Outrunners hand clasp. Spoiler alert, having just thought of it as I started typing this, I’m definitely gonna do it.

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

FIG PIC: “One Shall”


Why, yes, I -AM- kind of emptying the Dumb Joke bin in my brain while I wait for some new toys to start arriving (one today, Pile of Loot on Friday).

Tuesday, March 31, 2026