PREORDER ACQUIRED: Ninja Force Zartan

 Hashtag No Filter!

FIG PIC: “ALSO GOALTENDING”

 Very glad I reshot this.

FIG PHOTO: “Goaltending!”

DOONK

BUILDING OUT A SQUAD: Mythic Legions Valgard 2

Dwarf needs mobility, badly!

FIG PIC: “Qoi Vs. The Black”

 Squid on a skewer!

JUST NEEDED IT: Mythic Legions’ Qoi!

The Ascent Of Fish!

FIG PHOTO: “I Can’t Wait To Make You Nauseous”

Another… thing complete! Except for answering “why”?

FIG PHOTO: “Got Some Cereal In My Pockets”

Tried to draw a pocket on a tiger.

THE END OF THE APRIL PILE: Blarog!

See, because of his name.

STREET FIGHTER BUT NOT JADA: Storm Arena Dan!

It’s the Gi Guys!

IMPULSE BACKFILL: Nalan Cheel

Times are tough on Tattoine.

PREORDER ACQ!UIRED: E. Honda!

Nobody can defeat THE GRANNIES.

IMPULSE PROP: Starting Lineup Basketball Hoop

FIELD GOAL!

FIG PHOTO: All Aboard The Electric Stallion”

And there’s Verse 2 complete. Two more lines to go but I have some new fig pics to post and finish first.

FIG PHOTO (BONUS): “We’re Us!”

Sometimes you just want to capture a moment.

FIG PHOTO: “I Put On My Robe And My Platform Slippers”

NOW SHE HAS A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO

FIG PHOTO: “Get Undressed And Get In My Round Bed”

Poor Ka-Zar. Always getting objectified because he’s the nakedest dude with skin in my collection.

FIG PHOTO: “I Can’t Wiat To Get You Back To My Crib”

 Dudes, am I right?

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Count Ironmoon

Doesn’t get much more 50’s Space Nazi than this!

MORE APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Crimson Moon Crimson Moon

 I think there’s too much red. IT’S A MOTIF!

FIG PHOTO: Outrunners On VHS

Just a dumb excuse to play around.

THE GREATEST JAZWARES AEW FIG EVER: Dalton Castle!

 Whoever at Jazwares decided it did, in fact, have to go this hard: I salute you and hope you find a new job soon.

LAST GASP: The Outrunners!

Young. Tan. Vascular. Magical. Sound. Shower.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Billy Omega!

Look, they didn’t give him a name. I agree it’s weird.

APRIL PILE: Crimson Moon Exterminator

Werewolf with a jetpack. I know, it’s serious.

AT LONG LAST: Agent Carter, a.k.a. The Phantom, a.k.a. TUXMONKEY

It’s a whole damn squad!

IMPULSE BUY: Savage Crucible Veteris Rapax

I love an elaborate fantasy fight almost as much as I love a goof-em-up.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Brandon Cutler!

This one’s a bit of a journey.

FIG PHOTO: “Eating Lobster With My Bitches”

 First verse complete! Time for an unwanted break, in more ways than one.

FIG PHOTO: “Damn, That Girl’s Dress Is Revealing”

I don’t have a lot of ladies with revealing outfits - it’s not my jam.

FIG PHOTO: “You Know Ladies Love Velvet Dashboards”

 

Thank you, car auction website.

DREAM GET: Mezco Rumble Society Tangerine: Bad-Ass For Hire

Everything’s on fire. Do what makes you happy.

FIG PICK: “chonky Clankers”

BRONK!

PREORDER ACQUIRED: New Old Blade!

 I’ve solved the MCU problem. Just rip off Looper!

IMPULSE BUY: Robo Force MAXX 89

This one is a long chain of consecutive incidents and ideas.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Cassandra Nova

OK, take a deep breath…

IMPULSE BY: The Black

I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE OILY TENDRILS!

IMPULSE REISSUE: X-Men ‘97 Jean Grey!

 See, it’s funny because she spent most fo the original animated series “juggling” these two dudes.

SURPRISE CHASE: White Pants Kyle Fletcher

Protoprotostar, more like.

WET BOY ACQUIRED: Retro Card Cobra Eel

WET BOYS ALWAYS SHINE!

PREORDER ACQUIRED AND BUILT: Robot Waiter!

 Find yourself someone who etc. etc.

FIG PIC: “Tony, You Son Of A Bitch”

I cheated HARD on this background., I know.

PREORDER ACQUIRED: Kris Zoolander!

MAGNUM!

PREORDERS: Akuma and Cable!

 Now I just need my damn refund.

FIG PIC: “Predator Vs. Predator

Whoever wins… she wins.

THE MARCHISH PILE: Action Force Praetorian Pyre

 This is just a pile of gimmicks, each of which I’m a sucker for.

ANOTHER WEIRD TURTLES DUDE: Tiger Claw (TMNT 2012)

Oh, man, I should have done the Predator / Outrunners hand clasp. Spoiler alert, having just thought of it as I started typing this, I’m definitely gonna do it.

CLEARANCE GET: Cardiac

CLEAR!

FIG PIC: “One Shall”

Why, yes, I -AM- kind of emptying the Dumb Joke bin in my brain while I wait for some new toys to start arriving (one today, Pile of Loot on Friday).

FIG PIC: “Red Asphalt”

 Road safety is important!